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[赛后贴] 今日NBA常规赛，湖人队主场123-116战胜太阳队，迎2连胜。
双方数据：
湖人（2-0）：詹姆斯21分4板8助、浓眉35分8板4助2帽、里夫斯26分4板8助3断、八村塁14分7板2助、拉塞尔5分5助、文森特5分3断、海斯6分6板4助、克内克特8分2助、克里斯蒂3分3板
太阳（1-1）：比尔15分9助2断、杜兰特30分4板6助、努尔基奇4分7板4助、布克23分3板4助、琼斯14分4助、奥尼尔7分4板4助、普拉姆利6分7板、邓恩9分3板、莫里斯8分3助2断
[–]Lakershristi 4 points 2 hours ago
Is this real life
湖人球迷：劳驾...请问这里是地球吗？！
[–]Lakersalreddy-reddit 1 point 2 hours ago
Sweet
湖人球迷：爽~~~~啊~~~~
[–]CelticsEutaxySpy 869 points an hour ago
Lakers with the 22-point comeback to beat the Suns and go 2-0 for the first time since 2010. Might just be a honeymoon phase, but it shows how much of a terrorist Darvin Ham was lmao
凯尔特人球迷：湖人今天能在落后22分的情况下最终逆转太阳取胜，而且还达成了自2010年之后的首次开局2胜0负~~~虽然这种表现也许只是湖人的蜜月期现象而已，却也从侧面反映出哈姆的篮球恐怖主义成分非常之高啊~~~~哈哈哈~~~~
[–]Disclaimz0r 172 points an hour ago
I watched that piece of shit coach every game last season. This team would be 0-2 right now if he was coaching.
球迷：你还真别说…上赛季头孢这坨狗屎执教的比赛我一场不落全看了，本赛季开局这两场湖人比赛要还是他执教，早他妈2连败了…
[–]CavaliersJedisponge 901 points an hour ago
Are we gonna have to apologize to JJ Redick?
骑士球迷：咱们是不是得给雷迪克道个歉？
[–]Naive_Illustrator 387 points an hour ago
And whoever's idea it was to hire him, when everyone else thought it was idiotic.
球迷：聘请雷迪克当湖人主教练的这个决策，不管是谁拍板的，当时这新闻一出来，外界所有人都觉得愚蠢至极啊！！
[–]goblin_welder 16 points an hour ago
It was LeGM’s idea
球迷：这个当然是詹经理的意思啦~~~
[–]SupersonicsLorjack 26 points an hour ago
I've already kickstarted his HOF push
超音速球迷：各位，我已经开始为雷迪克进名人堂造势了！！
[–]Heatbeamingleanin 601 points an hour ago
actually you know what? put Darvin ham in the hall of fame for how great he was at being ass
热火球迷：您猜怎么着？依我看应该把哈姆也送进名人堂~~~提名理由：愚蠢之人多了去，蠢出风格不容易，哈姆先生有造诣，他的蠢…登峰造极！！
[–][GSW] Chris MullinTeTrodoToxin4 91 points an hour ago
Well the ham is adjacent to the ass.
勇士球迷：嗯…火腿（ham）确实是离 *** （ass）很近的部位...
注：哈姆的名字ham可翻译成火腿，ass既可翻译成愚蠢，也可翻译成 *** 。
[–]LakersNotClayMerritt 165 points an hour ago
You didn't like Ham saying, "Be physical" for 60 straight seconds every time out? That was basketball genius at work. He was just the scapegoat for this shitty team!
湖人球迷：遥想当初，每次暂停期间哈姆都会 *** 呐喊：“不够硬啊！”，每每都是连续输出“不够硬啊”足足60秒，别无其他辞藻，那是男人间的 *** 纯享，这样的男人你们竟然不爱？！他可是个篮球奇才啊！！只是被湖人这种烂队拿来当替罪羊罢了~~~~
[–]lazyoats 480 points an hour ago
Really refreshing to see the Lakers running actual plays
球迷：看到湖人在正经跑战术，可真让人耳目一新啊~~~
[–][GSW] Stephen Currysergechewbacca 519 points an hour ago
My *** ysis 2 games into the NBA season:
Sixers are a disgrace and never winning a game again.
Buddy Hield is the greatest shooter of all time.
JJ Reddick is the next Phil Jackson.
勇士球迷：新赛季开始2场比赛之后，我的分析如下：
76人恬不知耻，做你的夺冠春秋大梦。
希尔德是历史最伟大射手。
雷迪克是下一个菲尔-杰克逊。
[–]Westxenoz2020 35 points an hour ago
oh my god JJ's going to *** Jeanie Buss
球迷：天那~~~看来珍妮阿姨的身子，早晚都是雷迪克的了啊~~~
[–]Lakerslannistargaryen 359 points an hour ago
Man the coaching is night and day from last season. So glad the Pockets era is over
However, you can bet some people in r/Lakers would still want JJ gone when we lose a game lol
湖人球迷：哎，上赛季湖人的执教问题每天都被诟病，现在头孢时代终于结束了真的太好啦~~~~不过我敢打赌，只要湖人敢输一场球，雷迪克还是会体育网的网友喷出翔的，哈哈哈~~~
[–][ATL] Trae Younglightskinbeaner 28 points 2 hours ago
JJ Redick unlocked Anthony Davis 👍
老鹰球迷：雷迪克解放了浓眉！！👍
注：本场比赛，浓眉出战37分钟30秒，18投11中，罚球17罚13中，砍下35分8篮板4助攻1抢断2盖帽。
[–]jefe_hook 32 points 2 hours ago
AD going for MVP.
球迷：浓眉要拿MVP了！！
[–]Net *** 00st3d 136 points 2 hours ago
Are the Lakers… good? Is that allowed?
篮球球迷：湖人…变强了？这是法律允许的吗？？
[–]milfs_lounge 133 points 2 hours ago
It’s been only 2 years since they made the conference finals and 4 years since their last championship
球迷：不至于啊…楼上的…湖人打进西部决赛也才刚过去2年而已，他们4年前还拿了个冠军呢~~~~
[–]Eddaughter 22 points 2 hours ago
Last I checked they were down 20. Wtf happened? 😂
球迷：我关电视的时候，湖人还落后20分…他么的后面发生了什么情况？😂
[–]No-Test6484 20 points an hour ago
AD and AR went crazy. Bron got hot in the second half and the suns couldn’t buy a bucket outside of their big 3
球迷：情况就是，浓眉和小里爆种了，而且老詹下半场手感火热；反观太阳队，进攻端除了三巨头之外，没人进得了球…
[–]CelticsMrBhyn 11 points 2 hours ago
lebron is playing 35 mins and attempted 13 shots and they won? that’s new
凯尔特人球迷：老詹打了35分钟，就投了13次篮，湖人还赢了？这可是新鲜事儿啊~~~
[–]SunsShxymxn 13 points 2 hours ago
ive seen enough, give jj coach of the year
太阳球迷：差不多了，不用浪费时间了，现在就把年度更佳教练颁给雷迪克吧…
[–]RocketsSc0rch1ngDr4g0n 19 points 2 hours ago
JJ Reddick statue when?
火箭球迷：还有，雷迪克的雕像刻得怎么样了？倒是赶紧啊~~~
[–][NYK] Carmelo AnthonyAt6-8FromSyracuse 5 points 2 hours ago
JJ Redick might never lose a game
篮网球迷：雷迪克可能一场球都不会输啊~~~~
[–]Bupropion5250 5 points 2 hours ago
Sorry JJ i wasn't familiar with your game
球迷：对不起，雷迪克，我当时说话确实大声了点…
[–]KnicksPanthalassaRo 0 points 2 hours ago
Man I really don't care about the Suns I just wanted the Lakers to lose
尼克斯球迷：哎哟~~~我对太阳什么的一点兴趣都没有，我就想看湖人输啊~~~~
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